Counter the Counter Attack

[pbhuh]

i collect your energy-ball muhahahahaha

 

[Firebrand1]

i make your ship go crazy and make it eject you and ram itself into a random wall, then i turn you into dust....then i make a huge donut and put it around earth for no apparent reason

 

[pbhuh]

i make your ship go crazy and make it eject you and ram itself into a random wall, then i turn you into dust....then i make a huge donut and put it around earth for no apparent reason

my ship has a anti-crash-to-a-wall system.

 

[Firebrand1]

i disabled it and crashed it into a wall anyway

 

[pbhuh]

nope, because we are in PG, where you can't crash to walls.

 

[Firebrand1]

i take your ship into the middle of 5 death squads at once where it is destroyed

 

[pbhuh]

i take your ship into the middle of 5 death squads at once where it is destroyed

version 1: nope, i kill them all with one rocket, (ok, maybe 2)
version 2: nope i place an aggrobeacon and stun dome them, i take the time to kill resurrectors and custodians/signors and wait till the mantis flee without a leader.

 

[Cooper Kid]

I use my secret ninja powers to spawn a fleet of rank 700 juggernauts which turn your ship into molten slag!

 

[pbhuh]

I use my secret ninja powers to spawn a fleet of rank 700 juggernauts which turn your ship into molten slag!

i place my aggrobeacon and flee.

 

[nebulaman]

i urinate on the aggrobeacon then electrocute myself, but grab hold of pbhuh and take him with me.

 

[pbhuh]

i urinate on the aggrobeacon then electrocute myself, but grab hold of pbhuh and take him with me.

i stun charge you so you can't reach me and electrocute yourself.

 

[Firebrand1]

i have a stun charge protector thingamajig that protects nebulaman from the stun charge so he still reaches you. then i randomly do the bullet dodging scene from the matrix for no apparent reason.

 

[pbhuh]

i use my perforator so i cut trough the protector and stun him. ^^

 

[nebulaman]

i change my name to Baron Plop Plop (the third), cut a hol in the bottom of my ship, stick my backside out and poo on pbhuh. but 8 hours before i had eaten an antimatter bomb with a timer set for 8 hours 1 minute, so i pedal away, and 60 seconds later...

 

[Firebrand1]

eeeew stinky! you got crap on my canopy! *takes out a prototype Draconis cannon and pwns nebulaman with it for getting crap on my ship* ^^

 

[pbhuh]

it was a prototype, and explodes in your face. bye bye.

 

[defacto]

but i stop you from saying bye bye, by forcing to say it three times! (ain't i evil?)

 

[pbhuh]

i force you to confice that you are a noob (ain't i evil)

 

[Firebrand1]

i force you to watch the star wars holiday special strapped to a chair and with your eyes taped open muahahahahahaha

 

[defacto]

and i do the same to you, and do it to pbhuh once more!