Counter the Counter Attack

[Firebrand1]

i get captain kirk to stop the doomsday machine then i make an evil plan to put laxatives in all the world's cookies

 

[peck]

*stuffs bottle of laxitives down fires rear, ties his hands, and gags him

 

[Firebrand1]

you eat laxatives you don't shove them up yer butt
laxatives have no effect on me and i continue with my plan MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[defacto]

Nawt until i put dah laxey not so closeline, and those closelines keeps you close from falling to the ground, and those closelines are better than there ain't any! Noone owns a closeline to keep closer to the gorund than us! Wet or dry, and even windy!

 

[Firebrand1]

i have no idea what you just said so i rent a gibberish to english translator

 

[xamphibiosx]

I kill the translater and use it to take back ma unknown powers

 

[Firebrand1]

i kill you and harvest your unknown powers then i put them in my modified Harv to better extract the cryonite from every planet in the galaxy muahahahaha!!! *deploys troutnuke launchers and fires 3 of them at peck*

 

[xamphibiosx]

i kill you and harvest your unknown powers then i put them in my modified Harv to better extract the cryonite from every planet in the galaxy muahahahaha!!! *deploys troutnuke launchers and fires 3 of them at peck*

Ma unknown powers make me unkilleble, but you got me in coma, you steal my powers and boom (you can't steal it 2 times)

 

[Firebrand1]

my harv survives and even though you still have your powers i managed to hold onto them long enough to replicate them and make them 20x more powerful

 

[peck]

*moves to Gemini*

*fires 1million orbital strikes at the earth blowing it to dust

 

[Firebrand1]

oh no not again....guess we'll have to build another earth like in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...

 

[peck]

u got the reference!! (how do u like my probability drive?)

blows up planet factory.no new earth!!

 

[Firebrand1]

i'll take your probability drive and raise you an IMprobability drive
then i rebuild the planet factory and build a new earth made out of the cryonite i mined

 

[peck]

mantis realized earth is made of cryonite and they mine the planet out in a few hours earth is worse off then Technotoria.

 

[Firebrand1]

i make the Vogons go to the mantis home planet and destroy it to make way for a new hyperspace lane ^^

then i rebuild the earth....again

 

[peck]

but the Vogons went out of business with the invention of the probability drive . btw: you don't have enough money for a new earth.

 

[defacto]

But i use a modified probabibilty drive to make propability drives improbable, and so you can not use them with very much probability of getting probability!!

 

[Firebrand1]

i smack you then teleport you to SS headquarters along with 50 other people to fix the server

 

[peck]

You acedentally put your own name at the top of the list!

 

[Firebrand1]

i take my F-14 and destroy your F-15