Counter the Counter Attack

[defacto]

No... that's professor defacto's destruction glue!

AND NOW I HAZ HAMBURGAR

 

[pbhuh]

I make a Hamburger-Magnet to steal all hamburgers in the world.

 

[Tyrannus]

Makes a bigger burger magnet that got all burgers in all universes and creates the burger monster >

 

[pbhuh]

I eat him and make a dangerous fart that kills everyone and melts metals when it touches.

 

[defacto]

And i use a wooden ship to nuke you!

 

[pbhuh]

I burn the wood to make a giant space-fire.

 

[defacto]

But fires can't burn in space since there is no oxygen, and i proceed to start up a pea farm!

 

[Firebrand1]

i steal all the peas and throw them at pbhuh to annoy him >

 

[pbhuh]

I find that respectless against someone that has much more posts then you XD

Just kiding, i build my pea-o-zooka to catch and fire your pea's back.

 

[Firebrand1]

gets a huge pea boulder from mars and launches it at you muahahaha

 

[pbhuh]

won't work, i am invisible so you don't know where to hit.

 

[defacto]

No need to be invisible when i destroy the entire universe with this mega weapon!

*presses red button*

 

[pbhuh]

i am god i make a new universe.

 

[defacto]

But i destroy it aswell!

 

[Firebrand1]

i hog tie defacto so he cant destroy the universe again then take an inflatable hammer with a squeaker and start smacking him with it

 

[pbhuh]

the universe was already destroyed so i had to remake it (again).

then i let firebrand1 get defacto.

 

[defacto]

Nooooo now i die! And according to the rules of this thread, you must counter the fact that i die

 

[pbhuh]

i take defacto's soul and reincarnate him, (in a wurm)

 

[defacto]

and i use the holy dictionary to change the meaning of wurm to: a nuke.

So i detonate myself and now you have to save me again!

 

[pbhuh]

nope, you're spirit is laying in those clouds of destruction you made.