Corrupt the Wish!

[Adrana]

I will post you an example how this works.

I wish I had a Million Euros

(Then you corrupt the wish like

Granted, you got you Million but it seems there was a bank robbery and as first suspect you were taken to jail.

Then you make your wish to continue. I hope you get the idea and like it.
Please do not flame, go off-topic, and post with taste. Don't destroy the fun.
Now my first wish: ^^
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I wish I had a time machine to travel back in time.

 

[xamphibiosx]

You go to a time where there was no electrisity and can't get home.

I wish i got this smilie in the forum: XD

 

[defacto]

But the smilie is so ugly, that the forum servers crash...

I wish that i didn't have a headache...

 

[lance]

But the smilie is so ugly, that the forum servers crash...

I wish that i didn't have a headache...

granted, but we shouldnt ressurect old threads, so this really should be closed and therefore you shouldnt post on it- this was on the old forum.

I wish i was chuck norris.

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, but you're not as awesome as the real chuck norris

i wish for 30 billion cry

 

[godman]

you got it and cry was no longer worth anything


i wish i had ultimate membership

 

[stimo]

you got the membership but a hacker canceld it

i wish i had all the 4 parsec whit siruis stuff on ^^

 

[CommanderCody]

those parsecs wont be worth anything once you get them cuss you be bored of them 1 hr after you get them.

i wish there was unlimited clan memberships or 100-250 memebership max

 

[Firebrand1]

granted but having that many members drives you insane so you cancel it.

i wish i was in sol!

 

[peck]

granted, but your so week just landing kills you

I wish the wiki was finished (good luck corrupting this one)

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, but then the internet crashes and everyone has to start all over again.

i wish i had every ship in the game

 

[Emporar]

Granted, but then someone blows up the starbase where they are all kept. aka Me ^^

I wish that my ship wouldnt pod so easily on Moon

 

[Sinned]

Granted but you cant leave the e field.

I wish this was called corrupt a wish (like in the old forum) and not corrupt the wish.

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, only the old forum is here again

i wish for a cheesburger

 

[peck]

granted, but it is poisoned

I wish i owned jupiter

 

[defacto]

Granted, but a few aliens turn it into a sun, and according to the galactic ministery of planets, your planetary insurance does not cover alien convertation.

I wish that Mah mahbob would be Mahbob mah instead.

 

[peck]

granted, but only after you were killed for wishing it.

I wish death was alive.

 

[Adrana]

Granted! You were sent to other dimension where your the only living death player.

I wish I had unlimited cry instead of E.

 

[Tyrannus]

Granted, but somehow the tranfer malfunctioned and you are left with 0 cry

I wish that every time I wish nothing bad happens.

 

[defacto]

Granted, but something bad happened and the wish stopped working!

I wish that i would be able to wish what people wish that i should wish here.