Corrupt the Wish!

[peck]

granted, but you were banned for abusing a glitch

I wish I had a gene lamp

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, but it's an evil genie who drops an anvil on you.

i was i had pizza!

 

[peck]

granted, but u had to go out for groceries and the pizza guy shoves your extra large thin crust supreme pizza with extra cheese x2 in you mail slot and puts a sign over the door made from the box saying "$120.16 is due buy the end of the busness day tommarrow or we will start appling a 10% intrist" (can u see why this guy is delivering pizzas?)

I wish i could see Fires face as he reads this one!

 

[Firebrand1]

granted i come through your screen and smack you with a giant trout

i wish that i don't have to clean another pizza out of my mail slot

 

[peck]

Granted, ur house just exploded.

I wish fire would stop makeing referances to beer in cc.

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, i talk about beer and pizza instead...

i wish i had a new computer

 

[peck]

granted, u get a "new to you" computer which has parts from 10 years ago.

I wish the sky was blue

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, but you mixed up and the sky is now green, and the ground is now blue

i wish i had a phaser!

 

[peck]

granteed, but the battery case is broken.

I wsh someone other then fire would reply befor fire dose again.

 

[Firebrand1]

too bad, IT'S MEEEEE!

i wish for a new battery case for my phaser

 

[peck]

granted, but it is for a different model and can't handle enough power for it to work.

I wish fire would reply to this post before anyone else dose.

 

[peck]

and yes, i am corupting my own because i figured it would be to confusing and would dead end this topic.


i wish (2+2+5)/5=2

 

[Firebrand1]

uuuuuuummmm.....*computer can't handle that computation and explodes*

i wish i had FSX...

 

[peck]

ok, but you can't remember if it needs compressed electron fuel or nuetralized electron fuel and end up destroying it.

I wish that I KNEW what that actually was. i infered it was a fusion drive ship.

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, FSX is Flight Simulator 10 (im stuck with flight sim 2002 it's a dinosaur ). now you know and i'll have to kill you...

i wish for a giant taco!

 

[peck]

Sarry, Dop ate the world supply and they take 5 years to make the shell.

I wish i had to make a wish

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, but you wish for a pink pony.

i wish i had some burritos then... :mrorange:

 

[CommanderCody]

Granted but those beritos had Hulium 3 in them with is highly toxic and is worth 4M US $ per kilo (about 0.7 of a LB)

I wish I could kill you all

 

[peck]

granted, but in gaining this ability, u kill yourself.

 

[godman]

I wish draconis came out in 2 weeks