Corrupt the Wish!

[lance]

granted, but you confused the wish god, who came down from wherever hes been in the past 2000 years to sit on your face for all eternity.

i wish i had a sammich with nothing wrong with it that could not cause anything to go wrong.

 

[peck]

granted, but the sandwich was so perfect that the wish god took it for his own and ate it on the spot.

I wish I was level 40

 

[Tyrannus]

Granted, but I ate 4 from 40 and now your level 0

I wish for nothing.

 

[Adrana]

Granted, and tadaa, you login to the game and u get a surprise, you got nothing.


I wish I was a magician and could get server to work again.

 

[stimo]

you got the server working again and then they crashed again

I wish i had the reset button of the server in my house ^^

 

[peck]

granted *teleports u to splitscreen studios*
it will be up when u finish fixing it

I wish I had a life.

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, but then your life kills itself

i wish the server was up

 

[peck]

granted, but then your life kills itself

i wish the server was up

granted *teleports u to splitscreen studios*
it will be up when u finish fixing it

I wish people would wish something else.

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, they wish that they could wish the server was up

i wish for more pizza

 

[ZeribreX]

But the pizza gets mouldy before it reaches your house

I wish people would just get online, bored of me sitting alone on mars

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, but the server's authentication portal thingamagigthingybopper *3 hours later* *drool*

i wish the server's autherntication portal thinamajigthingybopperdoohicky *the next day* *drool*

 

[ZeribreX]

LOL, the thinjamagidmabobbywhateverhoweveryouspellit has just been deleted.

I wish for my life to end

 

[peck]

O, look, 5 ds and a behemoth.

I wish i could log in to see that happen.

 

[Death_Striker]

Granted, but someone else killed both the mantis behemoth and 5 DS

I wish i was the best pilot in game =D

 

[peck]

granted, you know everything about this game and have the fastest reflexes but you are rank 1

I wish I could trade gold for cry.

 

[jakestynes10]

Granted u now have 1mill gold but the item shop is closed down and u are stuck with 1mill gold and u have 0 crys

i wish i was the owner of SS

 

[defacto]

Granted, but you are put into military court.

I wish that the geek smilie was here...

 

[peck]

Granted, here it is don't u find it shocking !

I wish I knew every question with the answer of 49!
(replyer must have read the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

 

[Anonymous]

You DO but the Hitchhikers Guide is only a book

I wish i didnt need to grind for Draconis

 

[Firebrand1]

granted, you don't because you're a SGM so you just edit your cry amount, BUT the server goes down when you do (BTW hitchhiker's guide is not only a book it's also a movie)

i wish i had 99,999,999 cryonite