Counter the Counter Attack

[Genesis_Jenova]

The great thing about you two bickering is, that I both stole all your cryonite whilst you were too busy fighting eachother to notice.

 

[peck]

u'mm u sure that was my cryonite cause i still have all of it...

Did you steel the large safe in the basement? That was my safe of uranium for my nukes and is now gone.

 

[Genesis_Jenova]

Cryonite, uranium. It's all being used for the same thing in the end: Destruction.

Which is why I'll use this uranium to create me some nukes~

 

[peck]

Don't forget that you need to build a silo for those nukes. I happen to have 5 and i also happen to have tons of brainwashed giant spiders that build my nukes for me. Why build a nuke out of steel when spider silk is so much stronger.

BTW: Gov has laws against building silos for non-military proposes. Mine were grandfathered in and only I know the access code.

 

[Firebrand1]

i hack your access code and launch all the nukes at genesis...muahahahaha

 

[defacto]

Defacto to the rescue! *cheesy superhero music plays* Now i shall ownzor you with mah homemade coffee cooker!

 

[Firebrand1]

i break the coffee cooker and replace it with a nuke

 

[peck]

u'mm fire... you know you just sent all my nukes at your house, right?

 

[Firebrand1]

i trick the nukes into thinking that your house is actually my house so they change course and impact your house instead

 

[Firebrand1]

ok i'll counter-attack myself...the house was in fact my house because peck put a jamming field around his house that redirected them back to mine. I then launch more troutnukes at everyone ^^

 

[peck]

You ate all the trout before you fired the troutnukes

 

[Firebrand1]

i make troutcrap and fling at at you ^^

 

[peck]

you miss

 

[Firebrand1]

*launches 30 troutnukes at SS HQ*

 

[peck]

you do realize that you forgot the uranium 247... right?

 

[Firebrand1]

they're not suposed to have uranium, the only radiation a troutnuke gives are...well, trouts...when they hit it just blows trouts everywhere, making a huge mess that no one wants to clean up

on that note, 50 seconds till impact...

 

[peck]

...waiting...

you know, you really need to make the casings thinner...
...waiting...
yep, it isn't going to send anything anywhere with that much hull and no boom

 

[Firebrand1]

the rockets got messed up, but a few still launched...*SS HQ is now covered in trouts* muahahahahaha! ^^

 

[peck]

congrats, u just fed their families for a year.

 

[pbhuh]

*devil comes out of hell and begins an eternity of Dooms-Days*

MUHAHAHAHAHA