Counter the Counter Attack

[peck]

nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! nee!!! ....

leave it to english comedians to make the best jokes (and leave it to Americans to ruin them)

 

[Firebrand1]

lol xxx.....i get monty python to make a show ^^




Edited by Odin

 

[peck]

I get them so drunk, all they can preform is bar songs.

 

[defacto]

They perform the most epic bar song EVAR, and now it's up to you to stop the world form being destroyed by a random guy with hamburgers!

 

[peck]

me+crossbow+that guy=problen solved

 

[Genesis_Jenova]

peck+crossbow+that guy+me with a sledgehammer and a bow-tie tied around my head= problem intensified

 

[Firebrand1]

peck+crossbow+that guy+the guy witht he sledgehammer and bow tie+rambo=REALLY BIG PROBLEM

 

[peck]

since you guys are just lazy, i teleport out while you try to decide who should go first and inform the imps that there is a rebel base at your current location. next thing you know: history.

 

[Firebrand1]

oh no stormtroopers! *gets blaster rifle and kills them all*

*starts charging up a huge laser cannon to blow up the earth*

 

[peck]

ummm... fire, those storm troopers were there to confirm for the moons pulse cannons. you just got pounded by more explosive power then anything could survive.

 

[Firebrand1]

i escape at the last second... so that's what mars would look like when glassed...*gets huge hammer* muahahaha

 

[peck]

fire... you just smashed the planet you were standing on... that wasn't smart... and BTW: glass is now in your blood ripping up your body.

 

[defacto]

But i haz awsumzor

And now i haz soon moar awsumzor!

 

[peck]

what? I don't speak half-minded gibberish!

 

[defacto]

Now you get owned by Chuck Norris since you didn't follow this thread's rules.

 

[peck]

sarry, but Chuck Norris never reaches me since even he cant take a direct hit with Sniper Blasters.

 

[Firebrand1]

but you dont have sniper blasters on board so he reaches you anyway...
i steal your ship and fly it into the Gemini suns

 

[peck]

And the armor is unscratched since it was made to dissipate fusion weapons.

 

[defacto]

Not anymore, chuck norris turns the Gemini suns into antimatter which immediatly vaporizes you, and if you still are alive then Chuck roundhouse-kicks you until you are not.

 

[peck]

The funny thing was that I wasn't in the ship since firebrand stole it from the hanger. If you were still alive fire, I would charge you for the ship.