Capture the Mantis Ale

[pbhuh]

ha, they already exploded noob.

yeah, in the other Galaxy 2 seconds b4 hand haha noob

the DDD explode when duplicated so you cuoldn't stop them.

 

[AwesomeFightingAce]

*while you're all battling for control of reality, I sneak into a secret Mantis Ale/Schnaps/Vodka producing factory and steal all the ingredients*
*runs off into my commandeered Mantis Assassin, engages Crypsis, and flies away*
*sends a decoy Prosperity Class Star Cruiser into the battle*
*laughs as everyone puts full attention on the Star Cruiser*

 

[pbhuh]

*while you're all battling for control of reality, I sneak into a secret Mantis Ale/Schnaps/Vodka producing factory and steal all the ingredients*
*runs off into my commandeered Mantis Assassin, engages Crypsis, and flies away*
*sends a decoy Prosperity Class Star Cruiser into the battle*
*laughs as everyone puts full attention on the Star Cruiser*

*puts on low graphics and tracks awesomefightingace*

 

[AwesomeFightingAce]

*spawns lots and lots of rare Imperial Signors, so much so that even low graphics wouldn't prevent you lagging/crashing*

 

[Dark_Lord]

*Accepts the alliance with ahsoka.*
*Sends his fleet to destroy AwesomeFightingAces signors.*
*Stuns his ship and steals the ingredients.*
*Gets back to Vega 4 and builds a mantis Ale/Schnaps/Vodka factory.*

 

[pbhuh]

builds an massive A-Bomb and the radiation kills nearly everyone except me because I AM A GOD MUHAHAHAHA.

 

[Dark_Lord]

*Realizes that pbhuh is building a bomb and activates a shield to protect Vega system.*
*After that captures pbhuh who still thinks that he is a god.*
*Keeps producing mantis ale in Vega 4.*

 

[Ahsoka]

*Activates Shield in Mizar*
*Builds Super Shipyard and a Mantis Shnaps Foundry*

 

[pbhuh]

puts on perforator, MUHAHAHAHAHa

Status of human systems:
Vega: Destroyed
Antares: Destroyed
Gemini: Destroyed
Mizar: Destroyed
Sol: Destroyed
Doomia: survivor: 1 citizen.

 

[Ahsoka]

puts on perforator, MUHAHAHAHAHa

Status of human systems:
Vega: Destroyed
Antares: Destroyed
Gemini: Destroyed
Mizar: Destroyed
Sol: Destroyed
Doomia: survivor: 1 citizen.

Relisers Pbhuh is stoned and hangs him for High Treason

 

[pbhuh]

puts on perforator, MUHAHAHAHAHa

Status of human systems:
Vega: Destroyed
Antares: Destroyed
Gemini: Destroyed
Mizar: Destroyed
Sol: Destroyed
Doomia: survivor: 1 citizen.

Relisers Pbhuh is stoned and hangs him for High Treason

relises thta ahoska is in heaven adn i is planning to bomb heaven.

 

[Ahsoka]

*Uses the Reality Converter and takes Pbhuh bk to Reality*

 

[pbhuh]

*Uses the Reality Converter and takes Pbhuh bk to Reality*

Ahsoka, yuor dead lol, stop being anoyingYOU ARE DEAD! YOU ARE IN A HEAVEN SYSTEM THAT I AM PLANNING TO BOMB, THATS THE REALITY! LOL

 

[Ahsoka]

*Uses the Reality Converter and takes Pbhuh bk to Reality*

Ahsoka, yuor dead lol, stop being anoyingYOU ARE DEAD! YOU ARE IN A HEAVEN SYSTEM THAT I AM PLANNING TO BOMB, THATS THE REALITY! LOL

Try's to locate Pbhuh for the Reality Converter, finds he's in a Diffrent Universe and heads back to Mizars Protective Field

 

[pbhuh]

*Uses the Reality Converter and takes Pbhuh bk to Reality*

Ahsoka, yuor dead lol, stop being anoyingYOU ARE DEAD! YOU ARE IN A HEAVEN SYSTEM THAT I AM PLANNING TO BOMB, THATS THE REALITY! LOL

Try's to locate Pbhuh for the Reality Converter, finds he's in a Diffrent Universe and heads back to Mizars Protective Field

SCREW YOU!! LOL ^^ ^^

 

[Ahsoka]

lol

 

[Dark_Lord]

*Realizes that the mantis ale causes hallucinations to the humans and destroys them all.*
*Starts searching for a cure.*

 

[AwesomeFightingAce]

*realises the cure is more Mantis Ale*
*builds a factory that produces pure Mantis Ale at Colonial's Pride Bar in Colonial Outpost 1 on Axiom, the Graviton Refinery Refill Stop in the Graviton Refinery on Terasa, the Gemini Survivors Store in the first village on Prosperous, Jogan Beer Shop in Jogan on Baumar and Jernica Merchants in Jernica on Earth*
*Factory Transporters regularly deliver Mantis Ale/Schnaps/Vodka to the planets*
*merchant on Jernica*: Come one, come all, to the new merchant store! 1 bottle of Mantis Ale Deluxe for only 2 cryonite! Maximum consumption unknown! Drink till you feel drowsy!
*dusts hands as I look at my vast drink empire*
*decides to send a peace treaty to everyone else in exchange for a piece of the profits*

 

[pbhuh]

*Destroys all of awesomefighting ace's stuff with my last Demon Guerilla Fighters and drops 10 DDD's. Have fun*

(Actually stole al awesomefighting ace's stuff and transported it to my Doomia system where millions of Demon Defenders are stationed)

Creates a new type of Aggrobeacon, the fata morgana Mantis Ale Aggrobeacon, are you sure it's a bottle of Mantis Ale? Maybe it was a BOMB!

 

[AwesomeFightingAce]

*shakes pbhuh awake*
You fell asleep from drinking too much Mantis Ale!