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Ahsoka

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oops misscalcualated, 0.0000000000000001 light year radius hahaha ^^ :LOL:
 
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u destroyed the homing beacons :eek: eh...got 1...do i thee the noobs that their home system (Vega)....is about to be utterly annihilated....past vaporization....now or later....oops :oops:
 

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*takes my singed eyebrows and builds a rope with them for no reason*

*sneakily steals the control box for white's beacons...while brewing mantis vodka*
 
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yea...eh...no control box....they nuclear powered automated beacons...they blew up already now we have millions of huge missles capable of blowing up vega antares gemini mizar sol and draconis up at once with a fraction of the power in 1 missel.....all are mia....we cant find em....cept for 1 its headin to vega :eek: ....hey that 1....-.- who spray painted it....
 

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wasn't me...*looks at the missle, which says "FLAME WAZ HERE"*
 

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All shall fail by the mighty power of Gringrok, the biggest human failer.
 

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*Reads the previous posts and wonders what could have happened to the mantis ale.*
 

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*sets up strategic Pulse Cannons in and around every system*
*commandeers Hive Ship and turns the Shipyards into a giant Mantis Ale and Mantis Vodka factory*
*moves the shipyards to a distant location and starts mass-producing Convergence Class Heavy Assault Cruisers*
 

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*Uses his ultimate weapon to destroy the pulse cannons.*
*Gets into the hive and steals every single bottle of mantis ale then sets a bomb*
*Sets the bombed hive to hyperjump to the place where the Convergence Class Heavy Assault Cruisers are being produced and then leaves.*
 

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*Captures the Mantis Hive*
*Disarms the Bomb*
*Sets it's Course to ram into Vega 4*
*and leaves*
*Builds a fleet of Imperial-class Star destroyers inside the Protective Sheild*
 

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*Goes to V4.*
*Activates the long range cannons and destroys the hive.*
*Realizes that the star destroyers ahsoka is building are just toys so doesn't bother to destroy them.*
*Sells the mantis ales for lots of cryonite and builds a fleet with 1mil ships and motherships.*
 

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Dark_Lord said:
*Goes to V4.*
*Activates the long range cannons and destroys the hive.*
*Realizes that the star destroyers ahsoka is building are just toys so doesn't bother to destroy them.*
*Sells the mantis ales for lots of cryonite and builds a fleet with 1mil ships and motherships.*
*Relizes that Dark_Lords Inteligance is Rubbish and continues building the Fleet*
*Fire's the Galaxy gun at Vega 1*
 

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*Realizes that the galaxy gun is in fact a hand gun and doesn't cause any damage.*
*Wonders why is ahsoka building a fleet with toyships.*
 

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*Wonders what Dark_Lord was Smoking*

*Launches Full Invasion of Vega with 150 Imperial Star Destroyers, 300 Pellaeon Star Destroyers, 4 Sovereign Star Dreadnoughts and 60,000 TIE Hunters and 50,000 TIE Defenders*
 

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*Watches his fleet of 1million ships owning the fleet of ahsoka from the cockpit of his ultimate mothership.*
*Sends a letter to ahsoka revealing that he doesnt smoke.*
 

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*I take everything i want because i am a PG GOD!!*

wait, i am not, that was just a dream, like that Sirius wuld fail miserably.
 

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*puts pbhuh in a holodeck where his ngihtmares are a reality* muahahaha :devilish:

*sues awesomefightingace for stealing my recipe for mantis vodka* MINE!
 

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thanks to firebrand I can unleash my fantination POWERS MUAHHAHAHAHAHA, kills firebrand, bye bye bye!!!
 
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