What's your favourite item description?

[Delloda]

Mine is the AM Big Claw Collector!

 

[Amazon]

Hope this isnt considered swearing

AM Die Dumb*** blaster

 

[Delloda]

erm.. yes it is swearing unfortuately.

I mean real ingame item not made up one!

 

[Amazon]

k sorry

 

[BucaneerBill]

Think someone is proud of their work.... I quite like the sol speed one, if only it lived up to the hype lol.

 

[Delloda]

Lol, just wondering if anyone had actually reads them to be honest!

 

[Aidan]

I tend to read them out of utter boredom. I quite like the Fusion Apocalypse Rocket one

 

[fyreseeker]

i like the sol sanitizers description lol

 

[defacto]

I remember something making me laugh, but don't remember which one.

Gemini ones are awfully boring, just techical descriptions, no jokes (except rares. they're funny)

Oh, right! The Mizar Fusion shield! ´´Once a long time ago, a wise pilot said that destruction was something that should be avoided. He was correct!´´

 

[Kurmo]

Im a big fan of those if i get a BP then i allways read description lol

 

[-Taylon-]

SOL Collector

.......... dream this collector collects items asif they was never dropped

or something along them lines

 

[defacto]

Suffer less spectacular hull detonations with the Gemini repair droid! (Gemini repair droid)

Under frenzied Mantis attack? Want to give them a taste of their own medicine but don't know how? Install the Mizar Master blaster and master your enemies! (Mizar Master Blaster)

 

[riku]

ANTIMATTER WORMHOLE COLLECTOR --- Lol it how it collect? trough wormhole, eh xDD then earth tech should be lot powerful if there is already knowledge about how to keep wormholes stable.

 

[spocklet]

I always read item descriptions, as they often give me a giggle. Also, to find out if it's gonna be useful or not !!

 

[defacto]

The Vega items were so fun and marketing!

 

[defacto]

That... will get ya banned

 

[defacto]

Ahh his comment was taken away...now i sound silly...

 

[triturador]

This is my favorite:
Override Stun Charge
"Override your enemies systems with the override stun charge. Laugh as they frantically try to regain control of their ship as you blast them to infinity."

I buy a stun ship after read this!

 

[Mahalia]

"Not only does this beacon radiate pain, it also insults in 5000 different language! Destroy the enraged Mantis as they focus on the beacon's destruction."~Insulting Aggrobeacon~

humans don't even have 1000 different language

 

[defacto]

They probably have all mantis dialects, aswell as Methanoid language