The "you know you're a noob when" Game. :)

[Glasswolf]

xD derogatory name, I know. Good news? It's not, and this can be pretty fun.
Here's how it rolls.

You make a funny. You begin it with "You know you're a noob when", and then you insert a hopefully hilarious comment about whatever it is that you please regarding such. xD
Just fire away If you thought it was funny, then at least one other person alive has to. Right?

Make me proud folks
I don't care if you send messages in flaming red and orange, feel free to join on in.
I'll open the floor.

"You know you're a noob when you think E-Balls are ego-related."

THROW DOWN FOLKS! ^w^

 

[godman]

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[Glasswolf]

loolz good one

Why thank you. ;D

 

[defacto]

You know that you're a noob when you reply on a thread like this without posting your own phrase.

 

[Daniah]

You know you're a noob when you call someone a noob from your pod.

 

[defacto]

You know that you are a noob when you are rank 11 and trying to save up for that shiny armored transport

 

[godman]

your a noob if you have over 100k cry and still saving for lvl 45 ship

 

[Glasswolf]

You know you're a noob when you're looking in your hedges for mantis scouts.

 

[defacto]

You know that you are a noob when you ask why we should collect all the green thingys aliens leave when they die

 

[Skraedos]

You know your a noob when you try to private chat a Mantis Mender


"Heal me bro!"

 

[defacto]

You know that you are a noob when you scream: ´´Stupid nubkillar!´´ at a ds.

 

[godman]

you know your a noob when you se some one passing in a smaller car and ask for a pvp

 

[defacto]

You know that you are a noob when you agree to land in pm On Earth with an AnIn 1300.

Cake party, they said...

 

[godman]

your a noob if you go killing all red you se in a Shadow-x on Vega 2

 

[defacto]

You know that you are a noob when you are not a respected player, and yet not a newb.

However, you can be a noobish newb too.

 

[Delloda]

This a REAL one i got in-game! I almost wanted to stab my eye with a fork after hearing it!

Noob - "How i take missions?"
Delloda - "it's in missions tab in your side panel"
Noob - "Where is side panal?"
Delloda - "Hit the space bar"
Noob - "Where is bar? it in the space station?"
Delloda - "...."

Product Manager Delloda is now offline...

 

[godman]

Was that real??

 

[defacto]

This a REAL one i got in-game! I almost wanted to stab my eye with a fork after hearing it!

Noob - "How i take missions?"
Delloda - "it's in missions tab in your side panel"
Noob - "Where is side panal?"
Delloda - "Hit the space bar"
Noob - "Where is bar? it in the space station?"
Delloda - "...."

Product Manager Delloda is now offline...

LOL

...

LOL

 

[godman]

loolz missed this it real message on top oops ^^

 

[Glasswolf]

This a REAL one i got in-game! I almost wanted to stab my eye with a fork after hearing it!

Noob - "How i take missions?"
Delloda - "it's in missions tab in your side panel"
Noob - "Where is side panal?"
Delloda - "Hit the space bar"
Noob - "Where is bar? it in the space station?"
Delloda - "...."

Product Manager Delloda is now offline...

xD I FEEL YOUR PAIN, and that was beautiful Delloda. ^^
Yours is the one to beat as of now. xD