Story Game

[gameboy97]

if any one else was on board of my ship.

then i saw 2 aliens. i thought they looked ugly.

they the race of the evil.....

 

[Ctfunnygirl]

MJ clones! An entire battalion burst through the portal!

How could this be? The Evil King of Pop here.... ????

EGADS!

They all wore pants that were too short, white socks, and fedoras.

But !

They had no white gloves! A disco ball appeared - flashing multicolored dots of light everywhere. I grew dizzy.
The clones began moonwalking towards me.. backwards! I knew I was in trouble when the robotic cat appeared once more through the portal and I could see the behemoth behind it - but not yet emerged on into my ship.

Quickly, I knifed open the bale of gloves from the troutnuke factory and...

 

[gameboy97]

and i put them on and started dancing to the music.

only my dancing was so awefull they went crying away back to the portal and everyone left.

even the disco ball went back.


and im really sad now .


just then...

 

[Ctfunnygirl]

...my comm light started flashing. I made my way over to the console and checked the ID. Ivonova! Great!
She and I had a hot date last week and I promised to take her out dancing as soon as she piloted her sniper to this system. She must have just pulled in. I peeked out and sure enough her ship was docked along side mine. In just a few minutes I summed up everything that had just taken place. I couldn't let my chance to put an end to the Evil King of Pop clones slip away like that again!

There was only one thing to do.

We plans to meet and took a shuttle to Utopia.

In no time at all we were at the local Arthur Murray Dance Studio lined up with others stuggling to learn how to moonwalk while she was......

 

[Adrana]

...laughing her evil laughter, her eyes became glossy, and I saw a metamorphose was beginning to happen.
I starred her with my eyes wide open trying to clear up my mind, well, I knew this was Utopia, but this seemed too much.
Looking around, I needed Purity of the White Gloves, where.......

 

[gameboy97]

they could help me think more clearly. i found my box and put them on. sudenly i relised this was not utopoi. it was a trap. i got my blaster out and aimed it at her. "who are you" i said. "your doom mahahahahah" she said. with a really really anoying high pitched voice.

i relised she was from the planet gertarn. i read about that planet when i was in history class in school but i thout it was just a myth. also when i was training for space ship battles. i found a book hidden under my pillow. when i opened it up the front page said "beware of the gertarns" when i read into the book i saw the diffrent species of the gertarns. and i learned they were very agresive. i thout id never have to learn how to fight them sadly i was wrong.

 

[ridoi]

Still I thought deep inside me(deep inside my mind!), even though, she's not the same race as I am, is she still a babe, a very hot babe , should i ask her for a date? I saw at her face, she had a cute angry face saying, "I want to kill you", it was so cute! I finally made up my mind, even though she'd properly kill me and eat me up alive if i do so. I'll do it, I thought. I did search for my golden hammer of love to beat her knock on her head, it wasn't a very hard hammer, cus it was the hammer of love!

1 hour later!

- Weirdo what have you done1? she said with a confused, but again with the cute voice.
- I've given you a hit with the Golden Hammer of Love! I said.
- Why am I in your crappy ship!?
- Don't you like it?

They kept talking all the day!
The Golden Hammer of Love makes not just the one that get's hit in love, but makes the user dumb(both dumb)


After all the weird talking they did for no reason, did they see a huge ship coming towards them, he wonders what may this be!?

 

[ridoi]

Gosh what's up with you people, Keep the story going, OK, I'll try make a story and keep on, like made by another

It was the Queen Dydrana, she survivied the terrifying battle versus Ridoi the Great and awesome one! I knew it was her cus a picture of her was on the ship, it seem like she used The Ancient Punicher! I did almost pee.
I did think of 1 thing that time my self, I knew love for my self is the greatest and nothing else! So I did leave her in the ship and run to the dock.

 

[universemaster21!]

Then out of know where a Common mantis scout attacks. its sub-standard ion blaster ripping though my Dominator's Achient armour and Kenyte Shields. Luckily a Human Phionex Saved the day but then...

 

[Ghost division Kane]

...I realized that somehow Mantis scout was using rare grey gravitons against me. Girl who saved me told me of their great power, but also a wisdom they radiate. I felt so stupid so when we arrived at nearby hangar I went to buy me many grey gravitrons to become Ridoi the Smart...

 

[universemaster21!]

copper factory owner. who regulates the materials used in ZP and ancient tech. However the grey gravitons appear to be what they called thoasands of years ago Garbage.

 

[Ghost division Kane]

...All that story about ancient tech and myths was just bobbling in my ears while I watched that girl pilot, she was so sexy, so when I resurrected my ship I offer her a ride....

 

[universemaster21!]

A ride through Mizar one of the most Dangerous Systems there is. Rumours have it thst Outlaw's reactivated and reprogrammed the LRGS. To much more powerful than the Moon's MPCs. I knew it was a big risk. But she was worth it.

But then...

 

[Ghost division Kane]

...I saw a big blast in my rear-view. First thought was a pulse from those mighty weapons and I already saw myself in Hell, but then two space racers fly by me within a few inches of my ship. I nearly poo my pants, but crazy girl was turned on by their speeders, so I follow them, anyway I could. In the near underground well hidden hangar I met bold muscle guy and his tough Latina chick who were selling parts for illegal racing. I thought I could try my old time pirate charm on her, but....


Kane language

Adrana

 

[ridoi]

She couldn't notice me, i was no more then a skinny youth, my thoughts was now to win her heart, yes win her heart. I already had a plan how to do it, I did duel her! The winner could have a wish for her or him, and the loser must grant it(anything that is possible)! The duel was in 1 week, i needed to practice since i didn't know how the track would be, i needed to have an advantage if i could win...

 

[Ghost division Kane]

...so I started to look around their little colony here and I went to nearby tavern to seek information about those boosters. Luckily for me there were two oldtime space pirates who have another chop shop also on Molikar and were scouting competition here. They were eager to help me cause they thought that bold guy will lose his lucky girl so he will not be succesfull in trade no more. Probably will kill himself. They told me that they can install a rare and very powerful engine boosters on my ship, but they need goldie BP from Rare Interceptor which can be engaged after attack on Rare Harvester which sometimes appear as a backup to 43 level Harvesters near those pipelines. So I went there....

 

[ridoi]

it was a surprise, i found one, but when I did try to destroy it, i did barley make a scratch on it, so I asked a friends to help me out, she had so powerful gear, when she helped me the Rare Harvester died in 1 single blow. I was amazed. Next day...

 

[Ghost division Kane]

Next day I tried my new ship and man it was awesome!!!! I almost felt like driving my father`s 1967 Cobra mustang as a kid. Latina chick was there nearly in my grasp, I could already feel her hands on me (WOW) and just when I thought that she is real I heard: "Wake up you idiot!!!" My hangar girl was on me trying to pull up the steer wheel of the ship which was heading toward big black mountain 10 mach per hour.
Her sweet voice was not so sweet when we get back in garage. "Grow up you retard!!!!" Now I knew that I need more. I need to focus on race and not on my prize. So I....

 

[InFlames]

So I ... didn t even read all those big posts till the end , but next time ....

 

[Ghost division Kane]

...when I came to end all Story Game was InFlames, my dreams are burning away, my new ship and Latina chick, but then I wake up screaming and see myself in that tavern, was eating burrito and fall to sleep on table...