Random fun post...

[CtMurphy]

I just did a CQ today on Vega, it lasts 7 minutes SEVEN!. I get most of the beacons... some of which by the way take aaages to get, or at least that's how it seems as I'm sat there... the ONLY one on the entire junkyard praying for a ship from heaven to appear just so I can blast the unholy snot out of it but nope, not a thing, only the space particals dared to brave the Terrors of my CQ ships protector. Overwhelmingly though, leading by 19 points, I won the cq and thus it was over for one more day. Ya know what it said at the end f the CQ? Go on, guess... You that's right, it told me I got teh jackpot O.O I mean what is that about!? I fly around for seven minutes claiming beacons and THEN I get an announcement only to tel me I have NO cryonite Jackpot O.O

It's like someone ringing you up only to tell you your ticket mean diddly squat after loosing the lottery ... "Sorry sir I egret to inform you that you have won 0.. yes £0 congratultions, you are still poor... ha... ha.. haaa."

I think it's SS' way of taking the **** out of the players, JUST to let them know they have no cryonite.. somthing they'd already know as 50% of player will have ZERO cryonite in the banks anyways O.O and whilst we're at it, what's the levy for?

If they did that at the Cinema or Theater you'd just walk straight in till all the seats were full wouldn't ya O.O
OF COURSE YOU WOULD, cuz there's no point going upto the ticket booth to buy a ticket for a movie you could just watch for freee. honestly what is SS thinking? Hell if I know. I wonder if it's their way of venting after not being able to rule the world >.>

Adrana:
I can't believe this rubbish, it's utter garbage, I shall hunt down SS straight away and set those bent fools straight. How could they of screwed up so bad? Unforgivable!

Highway:
Is this a rebellion I see forming here? I have no choice but to wipe you all out, no one shall question our rule of the virtual galaxy... mwahahahahaa, I shall set my GM slaves onto you right away and have you all executed!

CtMurphy:
Execute my mid-ranged finger baaka, Astraeus turned to the rebellion aaages ago... corruption iss rife these days (cough cough) Highway (cough) SS (splutter)

 

[pbhuh]

this is your own fault, you adn your allies have made it unbalanced,

i remember on askone somwhere in the summer vacation before the 3 alliance restriction that we had fun,

We finely managed to beat hammers with their allies, how we did this?

We did this because teh smaller allies united,

TPG, KKS, Loyal Elites, TWSA/TWSR, Doom Train & more clans, reunited and beated the crap out of hammers & co.

i remember that i leaded the clans often, we took planets like Iga, Desai, Goya and Remo.

Another time, i remembered that TPG was with 3 guys on Remo, and TWSA/TWSR was with teh polish clans fighting hammers, while we had no allies, TPG took the beacons while all other clans were not paying attention.

WE WON! 3 guys won,

We had 1 cq ship + 2 shocks, that is fast power, thanks to the speed actuator we managed to keep a head of the enemies.

Another time on junkyard we did some nasty stuff, (SS didn't like it, and would probebly call it cheating, but tey removed it) We were once again alone, our allies were defeated, but we were still their, the player who controlled teh CQ ship kept logging off, getting us in orbit,

it was a real 100 vs 10, but we survived for 45 minutes, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN, but hammers & co called us cheaters, BOO, we just owned you guys!

another time on dante, it was the first time ever that dante was open, again TPG joined with allies, Team Split was their too,
And their was a bug, if you got podded on a base, you kept defending it, you didn't loose it, so we stayed for a few minutes on a base in POD! ^^ They couldn't get us off it, because we were already PODDED ^^.

Then highway came adn raggyroogy, they blew up my pod

BUT IT WAS FREAKING FUN!

SS, you destroyed that fun, you made it unbalanced, you are secretly a HAMMER & CO fan, but remember that they were the onces that destroyed the fun.

 

[CtMurphy]

this is your own fault, you adn your allies have made it unbalanced,

i remember on askone somwhere in the summer vacation before the 3 alliance restriction that we had fun,

We finely managed to beat hammers with their allies, how we did this?

We did this because teh smaller allies united,

TPG, KKS, Loyal Elites, TWSA/TWSR, Doom Train & more clans, reunited and beated the crap out of hammers & co.

i remember that i leaded the clans often, we took planets like Iga, Desai, Goya and Remo.

Another time, i remembered that TPG was with 3 guys on Remo, and TWSA/TWSR was with teh polish clans fighting hammers, while we had no allies, TPG took the beacons while all other clans were not paying attention.

WE WON! 3 guys won,

We had 1 cq ship + 2 shocks, that is fast power, thanks to the speed actuator we managed to keep a head of the enemies.

Another time on junkyard we did some nasty stuff, (SS didn't like it, and would probebly call it cheating, but tey removed it) We were once again alone, our allies were defeated, but we were still their, the player who controlled teh CQ ship kept logging off, getting us in orbit,

it was a real 100 vs 10, but we survived for 45 minutes, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN, but hammers & co called us cheaters, BOO, we just owned you guys!

another time on dante, it was the first time ever that dante was open, again TPG joined with allies, Team Split was their too,
And their was a bug, if you got podded on a base, you kept defending it, you didn't loose it, so we stayed for a few minutes on a base in POD! ^^ They couldn't get us off it, because we were already PODDED ^^.

Then highway came adn raggyroogy, they blew up my pod

BUT IT WAS FREAKING FUN!

SS, you destroyed that fun, you made it unbalanced, you are secretly a HAMMER & CO fan, but remember that they were the onces that destroyed the fun.

Ohh the good ol' days =) wasn't really aiming for a serious post :O I was just board =)

 

[DivineWind]

end of story...another example of the law of quick fix/not. i did a V cq the other day where no damage was done to any pilot...nice in a way...but hardly likely to produce a winning diagnostic.

While on the subject of cq....the new (as in current) version, lends itself to lag fest...regardless of connection speeds...two (or more) graphically intensive (and extremely ugly and unimaginative) ships cruise around followed by 20+ drones (us clan pilots) then we find a spot and button bash until the lag becomes too unbearable...pa the tic

Do 1 of two things...
1 work on the assumption that everyone's net connection should be running at the highest possible download/upload speed (currently the view i believe)
2 Accept the fact that not everyone on this little blue planet has the same connection/download rate or service provider (as is currently the case) and therefore make a cq facility that is available/accepatable to and playable by all...

or else limit yourselves to customers from a small part of the net world

 

[CtMurphy]

or else limit yourselves to customers from a small part of the net world

Dunt say that! they might just do it O.O