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21 things you can get for $1

In 1930, the humble dollar could get you a decent table lamp, a quality bathrobe or roughly 6 gallons of regular gas. But these days, it's hard to find anything that costs $1 or less.

1) A phone call. You can place a four-minute call from your cellphone to the Cayman Islands with AT&T.

2) Quality items. You can buy 100 different "quality" items from the One Cent Store. All you have to pay is shipping (which on 100 items will run you about $800).

3) A CEO. Own the CEO of a large corporation! Yes, Steve Jobs took only a $1-a-year salary from Apple. The co-founders of Google have reportedly done the same.

4) Relaxation. Travel to the Philippines, and you can get a 30-minute foot massage for $1.

5) A place to put your car. In downtown Denver, you get one hour of street parking.

6) E-books. There are many out there for free, including the awesome "Unleashing the Ideavirus," but if you want to blow a whole $1, try some of these e-book titles.

7) Penny stocks. Buy penny stocks. Depending on which company you choose, you could get quite a chunk of them for $1, as many shares trade for just a fraction of a cent. Of course, they probably won't go anywhere, but hey, everyone starts somewhere.

8) Little stuff from Amazon. Get crazy with Amazon fillers. There are a bunch of items on Amazon that cost less than $1, and if you're ordering something anyway, why not tag one of these on there? Often, they can bag you free Super Saver Shipping, so you spend a buck or less to save a lot more in postage.

9) Cellphone protection. Make 100 cellphone screen protectors.

10) 10 memories. Stores such as Wal-Mart charge about 10 cents for a 4-by-6-inch photo print.

11) Crafty plans. Some knitting and crochet patterns cost just 99 cents at Ravelry.com, and they are delivered as .pdf files.

12) Almost-free handmade goods. Etsy artists often give away items for free. It's considered "paying it forward," and shipping on some of these is $1 or less.

13) Books. Half.com, eBay and Amazon all offer used books for less than $1. If you are a member of Amazon Prime, you'll get your book with free shipping.

14) Mobile-phone apps. While many are free, there are also a lot that you can pay for. Some are as low as 99 cents, and they're great.

15) Lemonade. Buy a few glasses of lemonade from a child's lemonade stand. You get freshly made lemonade, and children learn a little about the value of hard work.

16) Hope. Dropping your $1 bill into the bucket of a charity may not seem like much, but it all adds up.

17) Pool. Well, not a swimming pool, but a game of pool in a bar will usually cost you four quarters. If you're really bad, that $1 could stretch for an hour of entertainment.

18) A house. Not a monopoly house either, but a real one. The housing crash, coupled with some local economic factors, has produced some ridiculous deals. Of course, you may have to pay to move the house off some land that the government owns, or a small fortune in taxes and fees, but the actual deed could be yours for a buck. Read more about a home in Detroit that was on sale for just $1.

19) A second date. Research shows that bad breath is a real turnoff for either sex, so invest in a pack of gum or a roll of mints. Both can usually be found for less than $1.

20) Gold. But not much. When the price of gold was $1,516.99 an ounce, your $1 would have gotten you about 0.00066006601 ounce.

21) Gas. And finally, we'll end with an easy one. You could buy about a third of a gallon of gas (the national average is $3.617 for regular). Depending on the fuel efficiency of your car, that's enough for a round trip of 6 to 8 miles. More if you drive a hybrid.
 
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interesting. i especially lol'd at 100 "quality" items :D well, Astraeus, you Americans voted for a "change" now I guess you'll have to deal with it till 2012 which can go both bad and good (either better president or doomsday - something is ought to happen).

here's a nice pic for the occasion:
 

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LOL Whatever.
I need to show that to my Aunt, who is a hard core Obama fan.
And personally, 2012 will be the first election i get to vote in.
*Waves goodbye to Obama*

*Sigh*
cannot WAIT for 2012.
Its just so far away.....
 

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lets get political,

just a question, In the usa there are only 2 parties right?

So if one parties doesn't do so well, you automaticly vote for the other one?
 
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Actually just 2 "MAIN" Parties - Republicans & Democrats - I am not going to voice opinion here, but there is also other Lesser known Parties - Libertarian, Tea, Confederate, Non Partisan, Radical, Mickey Mouse etc
 
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Okay, what can you get for 1€?
This for example:


"Freddie!!!!"

At a train station the pay toilets were outside. They were basically portable, plastic-encased toilets. Though, unlike the typical thing you might see at a festival or concert, these were very elaborate and full electronic. Once you paid, the door would slide open and it was big enough to accommodate a wheel chair (or multiple people really). The door opening was very wide. Inside were all sorts of amenities one wouldn't find in a normal portable toilet. It was rather nice. Once you were done with your business, you pushed a button and the door slid open again.

Now, I have to admit that the instructions and all were a little odd to get used to, but I went to the bathroom without incident. . .

But as I walked out of my toilet, the one next to me had a malfunction. Its door slid open while it was still occupied by this American woman. And she started screaming.

Fortunately I didn't have to walk past the opening and the toilets were way down at the end of the track, so no one was around to see anything. Her husband/boyfriend was a ways down the track and I don't think he could hear her, but after her initial scream, she started yelling "Freddie!!!!! Freddie!!!! Freddie!!!!!"

Freddie looked younger than she was and looked like a Freddie, I thought. I couldn't tell if he didn't hear her or was just choosing to ignore her. I was laughing out loud as I walked back down the track and passed him.

Eventually she came storming out of the bathroom yelling some more "Freddie!!! The door came open! Freddie!!!!"

Needless to say the rest of the trip and since then, every once in a while, I'll yell at my other half, "Freddie!!!!"



As with many public toilets in Europe, the toilets at the train station cost. In this case 1 euro, which is, admittedly, higher than most. The trade-off of a pay toilet, of course, is that the attendant is on-hand and the bathrooms are kept very clean. A downside is that toilets are not as ubiquitous in Europe as they are in the U. S. But think of all those awful public toilets you've ever used.

Another interesting thing to note, in many Italian cities there are fountains of fresh water. So, in Italy they are very hospitable about providing places for you to drink, and skimpy in providing places for you to pee. In America we let you pee for free, but you have to pay to drink.

Michael and I each paid the euro and went to the bathroom. This particular bathroom had something akin to the gates that might enter into a metro, so it was funny, while I was waiting on Michael, to watch folk who were struggling to figure out how to get in and then realizing they needed to pay and then trying to figure out where to insert the coin, etc. It wasn't really that difficult, but a handful of people had issues.

Then the couple from New Jersey (it sounded like) came walking down the hall looking for the bathroom. The guy, who had a mustache, saw the gates and the price and said, rather loudly and in a stereotypically American fashion, "One euro! That's too much. No way. One euro!" And kept going on .

The girlfriend quite clearly wanted to go to the bathroom and was willing to pay, but he would have none of it. He insisted that they walk back to the restaurant where they had had lunch -- someplace outside the train station -- and go to the bathroom there. Though I could not hear her speaking, I think she must have indicated in some gentle way that this was not a good idea, and he went off again, loudly, about the price and having to pay.

By this time I'm giggling, which they didn't see or hear, but I'm sure it would have made him flair up even more.

They walked back down the hall and then a moment later I heard him going off again, "One euro! I can't believe you are going to pay that." Clearly she had put her foot down that she was going to go to the restroom, no matter the cost. So, he watched over the luggage and she came to the ticket gate, but the entire time he was still yelling about the price and how ridiculous it was and that she should wait. I really felt sorry for her.

And then he stewed the entire time she was in the bathroom.

Pride!


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I had my own bathroom experience when i was in spain last year.
My dad and bro had to take a restroom stop, so they found this metal cylinder called a *wash closet*
A wash closet?
Oh. it has a toilet picture on the side....duh....
So my brother goes, comes out, my dad tries to walk in....and the closet flushes....RIGHT as he tried to open the door. He jumped so high.....
"Hey Dad, maybe that thing doesn't like you too much."
"I...er....um..."
:cool: ^^ ^^ :cool:
So yeah, in answer to the political question, there are two main parties, the Rebs and the Dems, and then there are the Independents. Independents are basically non-profit organizations with enough cash to buy a private jet and a politician to go with it. Exception: Donald Trump. Though he hasnt run yet.
Democrats are, in essence, a collection of underpaid union representatives. The generic Republicans are confused and swimming in a sea of Please vote for me, I'll do anything, and Tea Party Republicans are ready to fight for what they believe in....as politicians. :mrorange:
Also, it must be mentioned that American politics appear very complicated, when in fact they are very shallow. Just keep in mind that a politician has a base goal in mind whenever they speak, and it won't change often.
 
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