Capture the Mantis Ale

[AwesomeFightingAce]

Continues from here as the thread was going off-topic...
http://forum.pirategalaxy.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=12575&start=38

 

[Firebrand1]

*sneakily walks up to the mantis ale*
*steals it and sneakily walks back out again*

 

[AwesomeFightingAce]

*presses button*
*about 100 Mantis Pyros descend onto you*
*reveals the mantis ale you took was actually an aggrobeacon*
*takes real Mantis Ale and runs off onto my epic spaceship*
*hyperjumps to the [CLASSIFIED] system*

 

[Firebrand1]

the mantis pyros are from gemini and have no effect on me...

little do you know that i switched the bottles and i in fact have the real ale...
*jumps into my <Insert Witty Name Here> System*

 

[Ahsoka]

Infact u both are wrong as i had the Real Bottle from the Start muwhahahahahahaha

*Jumps to Secret Hideout in Top Secret AnIn-1500 Prototype*
*Launches 3 Carrier Fleets from Hideout*

 

[Firebrand1]

*blows up your carrier fleets with my epicly awesome thingamajig ship thingy*
*steals your mantis ale and puts it in a safe that's surrounded by sharks, has a laser defense system, and is only accessible by saying "Firebrand is awesome"*...

oh...*launches a fleet of 3 Typhoon-class carriers, 20 Defiant and Akira-class heavy cruisers, 6 Sovereign-class battleships, and 50 Valkrie fighters to defend the safe while i hide a lot of fake bottles all over the galaxy* eat that ^^

 

[Ahsoka]

*blows up your carrier fleets with my epicly awesome thingamajig ship thingy*
*steals your mantis ale and puts it in a safe that's surrounded by sharks, has a laser defense system, and is only accessible by saying "Firebrand is awesome"*...

oh...*launches a fleet of 3 Typhoon-class carriers, 20 Defiant and Akira-class heavy cruisers, 6 Sovereign-class battleships, and 50 Valkrie fighters to defend the safe while i hide a lot of fake bottles all over the galaxy* eat that ^^

*Launches a Full Invasion force on that planet with 4 Imperial III Star Destroyers, 20 Victory Star Destroyers and a Pallaeon Star Destroyer, 8 Defender Class Star Destroyers, 60 TIE Hunter Sqaudrons and a Sovereign class SSD* ^^ ^^

 

[Firebrand1]

i surrender *throws you the ale*

(little do you know that that ale is a 50 gigaton nuke )

 

[Ahsoka]

i surrender *throws you the ale*

(little do you know that that ale is a 50 gigaton nuke )

thats probably why u left the lable on it ^^

*Enhances with Naqaudria and sends bk*

 

[Dark_Lord]

*Watches ahsoka and firebrand fighting each other and wonders how this mantis ale could be.*

 

[pbhuh]

because you guys seem to forget what mantis ale really is,

ITS MANTIS POO, YEAH, YOU ALL ARE ADDICTED TO MANTIS POO!!

 

[AwesomeFightingAce]

*sees that pbhuh is intoxicated because he's been drinking too much Diet Mantis*

Ugh...

 

[pbhuh]

*muhahaha, my plan worked, all mantis ale is mine, btw, it's not poo, i already made a great leap on you gys and you will never be able to catch's me.

 

[Ahsoka]

*Retreats to Gemini and forms an Attack against Pbhuh*

 

[Firebrand1]

um ahsoka...that was a bottle of my shampoo, not the mantis ale...*throws the ale to ace* lol

 

[Ahsoka]

*Hires Mercs to find the SECOND Bottle of Mantis Ale to Brue in my Refinery* Muwhahahahahaha

 

[pbhuh]

you will never get me,

*"borrows" the last artifact fragment from solarlord and flies to terasa to steal some gravitons.*

 

[Dark_Lord]

*Using a mind controlling device stolen from the mantis hive, gets all the mantis ale that exists in the universe and sells it to so mantis ale freak for 100000000000000 cryonite and becomes rich.*

 

[Firebrand1]

*you get arrested because all those bottles had my nukes in them*

 

[Dark_Lord]

*Corrupts one of the jail guards with the cryonite and gets free, then secures the proof that it was firebrand who put the nukes in the bottles.*