A Quote

[Tryp]

"OnWard and UpWard" said Reepicheep to Aslan (CS Lewis - 'Voyage of the Dawn Treader')

 

[Delloda]

"Life is like a condom, go too fast and it's gonna burst." - Delloda 2007

 

[Starchaser]

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
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The Mars research has advanced my life in no capacity. How has it helped your life? Looks like Arizona, tastes like chicken. Billions of dollars. I think we should just blow it up and sniff it as it drifts past.
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
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[Darkstar]

"Never argue with an idiot because they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

"Faith is believing in something you know doesn't exist"

 

[Zeru]

When we have completed our study of ONE
we often think that we know all about TWO
as TWO is ONE and ONE.

However,

we have yet to complete our study of AND.

- A.S. Eddington, Physicist

 

[defacto]

There is one up-and one downside with having an ab that is so fast that the graphics don't have time to crate the ships... Ds surprise...

 

[Delloda]

Mud thrown is ground wasted.

 

[defacto]

One AnIn 1300 alive is better than 3 pods screaming out complaints about lag.

 

[TheCelt]

"dare to be stupid"

stev-o, jackass

"live slow, die fast"

 

[fyreseeker]

life is like a male reproductive organ sometimes it gets hard for no reason

there IS such a thing as a free lunch

 

[defacto]

One AnIn 1300 beats 5 Sol snipers achieved trough cheating.

 

[defacto]

Dum Dum Dum! You can't touch this! It's hammertime! (from Delloda)

 

[fyreseeker]

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

 

[Mahalia]

"Once a few bullets pass near your head, politics and all that **** goes right through the window."
~Black Hawk Down movie

[edit]"The two most common things in the world are hydrogen and stupidity."
~someone I know

 

[fyreseeker]

resistence is not only futile but also character forming

 

[Akonant]

"Damnation seize my soul, If I ever give you quarter, Or take it from you! Edward Teach"
Also known as Blackbeard!

 

[defacto]

´´Once, a wise pilot said that destruction, was something to be avoided. He was correct!´´

Description for Mizar Fusion Shield

 

[sbatten]

Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

-- Winner of the University of Texas 2009 word definition contest --

Chas88

 

[charge of war]

Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together. " -Vesta Kelly


Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success." -Henry Ford

 

[Anonymous]

Dont' bother running, you will just die tired!!!

an Apache Pilot